Forsooth and Forswear, I Shall Do As He Commands

So these are some of Johnny's tweets from yesterday:



(OK, I made that last one up....)



If you would like to send an actualfax letter handwritten in cursive to Johnny, you can mail it to him c/o Fireworks Sports Marketing, 325 West 38th Street, Suite 1701, New York, NY 10018, and pray that it reaches him through whatever time-travel wormhole it has to hurtle through to find him lounging
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