Binky's Foreign Studies: Shopping and Fashion

See, when I shop, it looks like this:

Binky shopping: WRONG.
But when Johnny shops ... :

Johnny shopping: RIGHT.

Well, between all the designer names (#clueless) and the bazillion Fashion Week events, I am feeling just slightly out of step with Johnny's world (see top photo above). But I'm excited to see the media coverage that I hope will be coming out of all this Fashion Week stuff--unlike