Welcome Home, Johnny! We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Judging-Conspiracy BS Already in Progress


Best. Interview. Ever.
Before we allow our quiet fact-checking to be drowned out by the sound of 319,249 crazy people adjusting their foil hats (-crinkle crinkle CRINKLE- I KNOW OMG it's just so OBVIOUS that he's BIASED I mean LOOK at the SCORES which differ by ONE WHOLE POINT from Dick Button's scores PLUS don't you know that he and JILL ZARIN are actually SIAMESE TWINS separated at BIRTH even