I Know You Believe You Understand What You Think I Said, But I Am Not Sure You Realize That What You Heard Is Not What I Meant. So Here, Have Some Pics of Johnny.

So for the last two days I've been having an email conversation with some long-distance colleagues that went something like this:

Colleague 1: Yay! TPS report is done!

Me (frowning): Wait. WTF? Why is there a weird line at the bottom of the TPS report covers? Did we talk about this on Thursday?

Colleague 1: What? Why are you unhappy with our Thursday meetings?

Me (squinting): I swear this