OK people, grab your caffeine, buckle up, keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times, and HANG ON! I haven't been this excited since the good ole days of petitions and NewNowNext voting! So much to talk about! So much tweeting to do! So much hair to roll around in!
Speaking of which, let's just get this out of the way right now.
All I know is that on Friday Johnny tweeted at 6:42