Medicine, Mega-Win in Leather Leggings, and Mashable Awards!

Wow. You take like a five-minute break from the Weirlwind to have a Starbucks venti dark cherry mocha yes with whip because you feel fat anyway so what the hell and to contemplate the abyss that is your life when you're feeling especially dramatic, and wham! So much happens so fast that catching up is like trying to jump back onto a speeding train while your Ambien is kicking in ...

Shake it off