So if a picture is worth 1,000 words and Johnny and Tara have now arrived in Tokyo which is about 1,300 miles from Beijing and 14 hours ahead of my life, thus continuing to render me all Marty McFly-eyed, how many pictures will it take to sum up a behind-the-scenes look at their time in China given that I should have gone to bed 3 hours ago? (These are the kinds of story problems I am faced with