The Great Seal of the Kingdom of Weirlandia.
Founded: July 2, 1984
Founding Peoples: Saint John and Queen Mother Patti Weir.
Ruler: His Kind, Benevolent, and Gorgeous Eminence, King Johnny Glitterati Weir. Sometimes known as Princess J.
Motto: OMG I DIE.
Lemon Pledge of Allegiance: I pledge allegiance to the man who is the King of Weirlandia, and to all the glitter on which he stands; one man