On This Episode of Lifestyles of the Young and Fabulous: In Defense of "D-List" Celebrities

What part of "I'm a FREE BITCH, baby!"
did you not understand?
"Hmmmm... let's see:

"Sandra Bullock -- A list
"Jesse James -- D list
"Bombshell McGee -- D list
"Johnny Depp -- A list
"Kelly Osbourne -- D list
"Johnny Weir --    "

"Hey Mom?"

"Yes, dear?"

"Who decides who's A-list and who's D-list?"

"Well, the term 'A-list' comes from James Ulmer, who sort of invented this scale to determine