"Hey! You've been tweeting #realityWEIRover and over for me? Thanks!I'll be right over with these roses!"
Oh, just look at him. And not just there. Look here. And here. And especially here. Now how could we not vote repeatedly for Johnny to win the NewNowNext "Most Addictive Reality Star" award? Obviously the answer is: We couldn't. It's physically impossible to stop ourselves from doing just