Well, now that our Renaissance Festival of Slurs and Slores has concluded with the traditional Saint STFU's Feast of the Orange Mongoose With a VERY Large Apple Stuffed in His Mouth for Obvious Reasons, we can now move on to the latest exciting news in Weirlandia, which is this announcement from Johnny yesterday on People.com:
"I'm going to record a song [called 'Dirty Love'] in May, just for