[a quiet night out on Facebook Lane]
"Hey, we found it!"
"Yeah, this is it! That 'friend-of-a-friend' thing--they were right!"
[giggle]
"Oh--it looks like nobody's home."
"I know. But all the lights are on. You can see right in through the windows."
[giggle snort]
"And look! The door on the side of the garage! It's not locked ... OMG, it's not even shut! It's WIDE OPEN!"
"Oh wow! Look,