[whispering]
Hey Johnny, I just wanted to let you know
that I've been voting for you
to win "Most Addictive Reality Star."
I know, I know, you'd think I'd vote
for Heterosexual Orange Bro.
But he's just not, you know,
MANdarin enough for me.
Not like you--you diva bitch, you.
Plus, he wasn't actually,
um, nominated...
BTW: I LOVE Nobu 57!
Let's do lunch!
(But no orange