Disclaimer: Please know that I have experience with and the deepest respect for all 12-step programs and for the millions of people who have benefited from them. Please enjoy the following only in the spirit of fun and humor in which it is intended.
"Hi. I'm Binky, and I'm a hopeless Johnny Weir addict."
"Hi, Binky!"
Hours earlier, I was at home in my bedroom, getting ready for a quick trip to